cum gun

A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.

“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”

by matthieusonnier2 March 16, 2024

The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums

Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.

by Jack sack March 16, 2024

Cum

Another word for jizz or semen

Brad just cumed everywhere!

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024

Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.

Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?

by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024

Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 20, 2024

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

cum hoodie

When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.

The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.

by The Cumzler March 21, 2024