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Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.
Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.
by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016
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Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.
I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.
by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024
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nut refresher

When you use a car freshener and tie it to your balls.
1.what smells good in here.
2.oh its my nut refresher.
3.do you have an extra one.
by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014
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hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.
"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"
by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017
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No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).
Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"
by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019
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Cocos nut

Whenever you Stick a coconut into a girls butthole and finish inside said coconut
Bro I just did the cocos nut inside this girl
by The-MudPuddler November 3, 2021
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