Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

Best friend

The one person that you can never stay mad at because you have important things to tell them. <3

P1: Hey best friend!
P2: Hi bestie!

by L0ST? September 1, 2021

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

goodly friend

a very very very very very good friend, such as a great friend only without having to say great, or very multiple times
deserves hug--> (hug)

tom green, you are a goodly friend, only because you are so funny and are in such films as, "Freddy got fingered" and "road Trip"

by bill gates September 6, 2004

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous

Now all of you kindly go fuck yourselves!

by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

Friend Of The Subbies

Someone who would rather pay someone too much and than fall out with them. Generally tends to be a nice bloke, bit of a cunt.

Gonzo is a friend of the subbies (e.g. Good old Taggy, Eddie? Eddie? Not good old Eddie? blah blah blah)

by Steve Morriss March 5, 2004