ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Cheese Richardson

When somebody is tripping out on drugs they are doing the "Cheese Richardson"

Lonny was totally pulling a Cheese Richardson last night.

by JD CC July 30, 2008

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

Cheesing

The act of blushing, rolling around on your bed, or kicking your feet as you're talking to someone you love (romantically) or are crushing on.

Guy: I think you're a fantastic girl!
Girl: Aweee stopp it I'm cheesing!!! : )

by Hon-ee August 16, 2025

Cheese Hawk

A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son

You're crazy like a cheese hawk!

by quiltingdiva February 4, 2010

cheesed

the most extreme of any emotion. specifically pissed off

I'm so cheesed my mom didn't let me go thrifting because "i'm depressed".

by 2hi4u November 5, 2017

Cheese & Jeezy

Basically a jizz game, can be played by 2 or more person. Make a 2 small batch of mac and cheese, but, before you bake it, cum in 1 of the 3 batch. Mark each batch with different coloured marker. After baked, swap your batch with your friend, and let the fun begin.

Jack : "Why is Mark puking on the toilet"
John : "We where playing Cheese & Jeezy and he lose"
Jack : "Oh shit"

by PeterMcPeterson October 24, 2020