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nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
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chode nut

hey john is such a chode nut
by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016
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Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum
Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.
by publius2011 April 3, 2017
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*
by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017
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Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
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Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.
Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer
by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019
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