Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024

just put the fries in the bag

it is said to a person if you want the person to do his own work, not bother about you and your work

I'll handle it, just put the fries in the bag.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

bag

pure sniff mush

do you want a bag?

by Willy wigger February 15, 2022

Duffel Bag Drag

When you break up with someone your living with or married to and you tell them to get their shit and get out.

I told my girlfriend to do the duffel bag drag today and not come back!

by paraquat414 August 25, 2010

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY

A pokemon meme where nebby won't stay in the bag

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY!

by Pseudonympsedonym April 22, 2023