true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

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National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

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convenience friend

Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.

Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."

by Bob54886555 August 27, 2023

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