Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

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Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

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penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

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Penis

A very humorous word first used in the 1800s or so. Really funny, say it at parties!

Person 1: Penis.
Person 2: wow that was really funny, it bettered and brightened my day.

by Pseudo-Whodonym March 23, 2021

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your prob 12 living in your moms basement if you think this is funny, and or you in the back of a classroom with your to buddy's going "lEt'S lOoK uP pEnIs" you not funny. (also its what your mom loves)

Your mother loves sucking my penis.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

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