my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

penis

discostang

everyone: penis is gross

by hehe exdee May 29, 2020

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Penis

Penis is someone who is shy but pretty sexual and wants to date anyone he meets. It’s also a body part

He is a gigantic penis. That penis over there? Bruh he a penis

by Simeon bæring November 1, 2019

Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

Penis

A ding dong inbetween them legs.

"Look at her penis."

by Oavfwkabf March 23, 2020

penis

dick

person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*

by swear guy September 16, 2023