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Deez Nuts

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If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts
Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS
by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022
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On that nut

Person 1: When I was telling my boyfriend that I was going to get an IUD , he inturrupted me and talked about how when his ex got one she bled a lot for a few months.
Person 2: lmfaoooo your boyfriend really on that nut, I’m sorry.
by Sadgirlhrs January 26, 2019
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dez nuts

your gigantic juicey jiggley balls or nuts
by jake gigglyballs January 25, 2022
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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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Nut ua

She was swimming in the ocean with sharks... "Nut ua"!
by Flamingochick August 26, 2019
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deez nuts

"Deez Nuts" is a popular joke on the internet originating from a popular video with a black man talking to someone and infamously saying "deez nuts." The term can also be used with a clever pun with the popular pop band named Imagine Dragons. The joke can be achieved by convincing someone to say "imagine dragons" and with you finishing with saying "Imagine dragons deez nuts." The pun basically implies that you imagine dragging these nuts.
person 1: imagine dragons
person 2: imagine dragons deez nuts (imagine dragging these nuts)
by gigachad1 July 16, 2022
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