Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
by Pistons313 September 13, 2022
Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish
I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys
by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 13, 2022
A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.
Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.
by Disambiguation November 30, 2023
(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
by Jack Giffin November 09, 2024