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Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.
Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls
by -KB May 15, 2022
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Jack

a pussyhat boy, a poo smear of a son. Do not befriend a Jack. -The Paper Menagerie
"Um - Your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
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Jack

He is a pussy hat. A poo smear of a son. You don't trust a Jack. He will ignore you for being different. A misogynistic man who will tell you to "speak English!" - The Paper Menagerie
"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022
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Jack C: :)

VEDY GOOD VEDY NICEEE BOY THAT GOES TO WOODCROFT AND IS IN YEAR 7 C:
OMGGGG ITS JACK

"Jack C: :)" Is soooo cool
by Indiwa May 19, 2022
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Jack

Jack is kinda sus
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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Hungry Jack

When she cums smack a whopper in her mouth
by Hungry Jack in mouth May 20, 2022
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