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ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.
by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009
mugGet the ass ball handmug.

not playing with a regulation ball

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.
by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010
mugGet the not playing with a regulation ballmug.

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.
She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"
by ljak November 23, 2021
mugGet the balls in your facemug.

rusty ball bearing

A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.
That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing
by Nefurious December 9, 2016
mugGet the rusty ball bearingmug.

stickey balls spray

Bo needed some stickey balls spray to keep his stickey balls from sticking to his leg in the hot summer Florida sun.
by HarryBallzonu February 2, 2008
mugGet the stickey balls spraymug.

Balls High December

No Nut November
A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November
nibba : did you fail no nut november?

nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december
by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017
No nut November?!; got you so grim that had to go Balls high December!
By -Rafaaxcd
by Urban Thoughts November 2, 2018
mugGet the Balls High Decembermug.

balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
mugGet the balled yo assmug.

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