Down to Brown

When you're into anal sex.

Guy 1: You down to brown? ;)
Guy 2: Mmm oh yeah, that's one of my kinks!

by KM994 February 21, 2021

Brown Halls

A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.

When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.

Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.

Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !

by RichieNunez May 28, 2020

brown tempest

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.

Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.

by Cinderella Scatface May 01, 2011

Brown Pacifier

When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.

I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond March 29, 2016

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna June 01, 2011