On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

perming time

When you are in the beginning stages of getting to know someone and you enjoy their company so much that you don’t even care if they perm their hair because their company is better than any perm could ever be.

I really enjoy our perming time together

by Bluemoonriver November 15, 2021

bm time

Time to jack off

Bro it’s bm time-Owen p

by Slave owner 5 April 4, 2022

Fabo time

Someone always taking forever to do anything always taking their time and on their own time

Don’t take forever we aren’t on fabo time today.

by Cardibacardi May 2, 2022

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021