What to do in nys

What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.

It’s what to do in nys enjoy your stay

by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023

do a jacey

A lady of the night who willingly let's men go bareback preferably down dock areas late at night.

I'm going down the docks to do a jacey

by ssorairotciv July 17, 2020

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

Why do people hate?

Because you're not beyond contempt collectively or individually.

Hym "Why do people hate? Because you're not impossible to hate and the reason are legion."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

It would be a stupid thing to do

You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.

A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."

Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

do you wanna know

i have leukemia

I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?

by iKnowU,UKnowMe April 21, 2021