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Pet the baby tiger 

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.
Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass
what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

horse magic baby juice 

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.
The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

throw the baby in the pool 

To just jump right to it
“Well Jen sometimes you’ve gotta just throw the baby in the pool when it comes to guys”

How to be a baby 

Namjoon breaks shit that's why he looks up how to be a baby
Namjoon Googles how to be a baby to stop breaking shit

Eggly Little Bitch Baby 

Self explanatory: An annoying little shit who thinks they’re an A1 smart ass. But they’re not. They’re behaviour is closely related to the fragility of an egg, and the irritability of a bitch ass baby.
Person 1: “Woah man Savera thinks she’s some bad bitch

Person 2: “Nah g, she’s just an eggly little bitch baby