the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Red flagger anti-avo toaster

Basic bitches that think everyone else be basic bitches. Also, they just don’t appreciate the flava’s of the best ingredients ever!

Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!

by Avo toast lover June 17, 2022

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Walking Red Flag

a person that is not relationship material, yet your friend likes them anyway. For example: Adil!

Friend 1: You have a crush on Dennis
Friend 2: I have a crush on Dennis
Friend 3: no the fuck you don't he's a walking red flag

by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023

Red

Very very very very very very cute and very very very very very wholesome person who will also bully someone

Red is so wholesome
Red is a big bully
Red is a cutie

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 7, 2020

Red flag

Maikah, Mathew, Karim, Stefan, Isaiah, Marzouq (slightly), Leo, angad, Ozron, austin, any guy that sags and wears skinny jeans. Fuck all y’all bitches honestly. Ciwan. Any ginger.

Any one of those names are a red flag🚩🚩🚩

by Igotbeefwithyall December 5, 2023

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009