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by penishaver122 November 15, 2022
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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
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guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025
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Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry
kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt
Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!
by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018
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Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it
Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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