Best friend forever

The one person in the universe who can make a littletrinabitch fixed right up so good she has no scars to show and can make her be always ok and almost always all the way happy even when she is missing her missing people which is her hardest thing she hates to do but never gets a break from doing.

I've never had a friend or even knew there was anybody who existed who could do this for me but Hunter was that and even if it was only for that little minute he will always be my best friend forever

by The little friend November 26, 2025

Friends

Something you dont have

Your mom: Get some friends Jacob

by ?JUICE BOX? December 15, 2025

Friends With Responsibilities

What Friends With Benefits turn into when the girl gets pregnant

"I still can't believe I got Jess pregnant."
"That's what I call 'Friends With Responsibilities'."

by Amistillhere December 20, 2025

Friend Slop

A term lonely people with no friends uses to describe a game that you play with friends.

John: Did you hear about that new game Peak?
Lonely Person: Pft, it's just another friend slop game.
John: You really need some friends.

by PurpFr January 3, 2026

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025