Slap the dimpled balls

Play golf

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?

by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019

Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

by azfree1016 December 1, 2011

bowling ball grip

Similar to the shocker (two in the pink one in the stink) but instead of the pinky the thumb is inserted into the girls butthole.

"I'll give her the bowling ball grip, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink." - T-Dawg

by Ryer06 April 13, 2006

dirty golf-ball

look both ways before crossing the street usually used as a word of discipline

crossing guard says "DIRTY GOLF-BALL!!!" to a kid who ran across the street without looking.

by akone 1324 April 4, 2011

Cap and Ball Torture

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

sweating my balls

If somebody desires physical interaction of a sexual nature with you, they are sweating your balls.

"See that chick over there? She's totally sweating my balls"

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

Pulling my balls

A slang used when someone is just messing around with you

Tim: Dude, did you do your homework?
Jimmy: We didn't have homework. Dude quit pulling my balls

by Muffdiver25 November 6, 2013