The Dean One 

A semi-mythical net entity, believed to have some basis in reality, who has great sexual power over all women who encounter him on line. Over three dozen women have been reportedly smitten over him so far, some flying from foreign nations to be with him.

"I swore I'd never meet a guy on line, but then I met The Dean One!"

The Dean One by Gwendolyn M. December 16, 2007

doing the one-eye 

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.

Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.

doing the one-eye by Pete Magrath January 3, 2008

three in one 

a three in one consists of chips rice and curry sauce in a cheap ass sliver tray

nothing like a three in one after a nite on the piss..

three in one by just jush February 14, 2009

she did a number one on me 

The act of a female riding a guy

She did a number one on me

she did a number one on me by Showtimebigtre February 23, 2020

Good One Bro 

What Vincent says thinking that he is mocking me, not realising I haven't said that phrase for a few million years.

"Ehhhh good one bro!" ~ Vincent Catfucker Lawford

Good One Bro by Steaver370 May 10, 2004

Going Defcon One 

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.

"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"

Going Defcon One by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004

High hard one 

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

High hard one by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002