Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

Brown pilled

A shit take, generally uninformed and Dunning Krüger like take.

"That's such a brown pilled take"

by Yodocloak December 1, 2025

Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 4, 2022

Mason brown

A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion

Mason brown is defined as the god of war

by J.jjhunter November 22, 2021

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to EVER exist, ever make him sad and ill bake your mum into a lasagne and force feed it to you.

ahh, nah m8 thats perfect
fam the words your looking for is Bradley brown.

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022