by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023
Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
by Larzee March 19, 2011
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 21, 2018
(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"
Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
by Cityo51 January 02, 2023
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
by The Voluptuous Ape October 15, 2021