When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “
Finger Fights” or “
Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in
short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…
Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a
lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of
parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting
like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge
lane is supposed to
work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear.
Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there
will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…
