cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 15, 2023
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Cum

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.
by f u b**** March 28, 2022
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Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth
A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels
by 333bam July 24, 2024
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I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad
David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK
by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021
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Cum dumpster

A slut that lets people fuck her and cum in her for fun normally seen in animated porn like dropout.
Dude that test got me so scared I am going to use the cum dumpster.
by Just ice bro June 3, 2020
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cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril
my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!
by roperdoper November 13, 2021
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