real dick

a bare dick, unclothed dick, naked dick

you can touch my real dick for twenty dollars

by deliboymagic December 9, 2008

dick boys

the dick boys are undercover police officers in unmarked cars, characterized by extra antennas and side mirrors.

aww shit the dick boys just passed us

by proof7414 August 15, 2009

sick dick

sex from a guy who has a cold or is generally feeling ill

John Doe: Hey baby...I'm home sick today from work...I feel terrible but im so damn horny

Jane Doe: ur so nasty...i guess its sick dick for me

by pervtasticJR October 23, 2010

Dick Olympics

The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.

***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***

After months of training, Tim "pre-came" short of the gold for the Dick Olympics.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Dick Fisting

Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.

Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time

by E-Serious February 11, 2009

nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 4, 2008

Turtle Dick

The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.

As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.

Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.

Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.

by DrGenetics March 25, 2008