Definitions by DrGenetics
Turtle Dick
The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
Turtle Dick by DrGenetics March 25, 2008