The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Kool Kid

A person who is addicted to Kool aid powder

Why is your nose blue
Cause I snorted some Kool aid powder
Bruh you is a Kool kid

by Kyler2 January 14, 2023

Green anaconda kid

blaaaaat

green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA

us - ok pop off I guess

by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021

same to you kid

a way to express excruciating anger to an acquaintance of the adolescent age

You're an idiot, so same to you kid.

by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low

I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them

by 999maker June 8, 2021