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nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend
Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear
by Noggin the nog May 13, 2018
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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fever nuts

Right before a guy gets a fever and his nuts feel extra heavy
“Man I can tell im starting to get sick, I got fever nuts right now
by Jah555 June 14, 2023
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Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut
Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!
by D2K47 November 24, 2011
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nut and blow

When a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you use his cum to make a spitball and blow it back at him.
Man I have a wicked welt on my forehead after that nut and blow last night
by AlexisNoel April 14, 2023
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