All-time friend

Alltime friend is a friend who can hangout with you at night or having friend date during the morning time.

I can see you day or night and I’ll be still same honest Anička, I am your all-time friend.

by AnnaChe March 15, 2023

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

Friending

A racist way to say friend (mainly) in a mocking way to someone of usually (South Asian descent)

You are very friending indeed Sir!

by G.G.D July 26, 2024

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Chicken friend

Scattered head, fake.

When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022