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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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jack saylor

A pure-young innocent little boy that typically endures a very small erectile penis.
That boy over that has a damn jack saylor. It's a shame.
by Big Ben sayl September 21, 2017
mugGet the jack saylormug.

Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”
by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022
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Black Jack

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”
by BennyBones October 20, 2022
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Jack

Jack died today

That’s sad, who’s jack?
Jacking off in the bedroom with pictures of you
by Banana_real June 29, 2021
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Jack Adens

A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.
You know Jack Adens
Ye he just touched my sisters arse
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer September 30, 2019
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Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024
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