doubledangdiddleydong

A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.

Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.

by SweetSugarBalls December 6, 2024

double chunk chocolate cookie

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024

Double Diggler

The female act of vigorously stroking two penises simultaneously.

Suzanne did the Double Diggler on her boyfriend and his roommate last night!!!

by LeeLee2976 December 7, 2024

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

double grand slam

When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.

Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?

Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?

Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.

by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024

Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.

"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"

by TheDrencher December 28, 2024