monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina February 26, 2011

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 05, 2022

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 11, 2024

Sus Monkey

An Ugly Mother Fucker

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch

by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 09, 2022

Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out

She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!

by throatgoat5643 September 04, 2023