pop a hard one 

Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner

Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one

pop a hard one by Zhou's mom July 1, 2004

new one

laying on the ground like you just got shot in the back with an arrow.

Look at Battle getting that new one. He must be retarded.

new one by dookie water December 23, 2008

Kill two birds with one stone 

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

Kill two birds with one stone by Max Well House April 6, 2010

hard one 

A "hard one" is given in middle school to someone when they say or do something really stupid. In order to give a hard one, you must announce it by saying "that's a hard one!" You then get behind the victim and push their head down. The victim can counter a hard one by saying "self serve", and they are allowed to give themself the hard one, as hard or soft as they wish. You can also say "no self serve" before they have a chance to say self serve, to make sure you can get them hard. You can also say "wiitness", allowing others who see this going on to say "witness", to also give the victim a hard one. The victim can call "no witness", given you have not already called it.

In math class, the teacher explained our assignment and then right after, Brett asked her what the assignment was. We then gave him a hard one.

hard one by Big M February 21, 2004

the one 

Neo from the matrix.

Neo is the one.

the one by d00d June 27, 2003

Doing one 

Doing one, the one that does one. Someone that returns to their home town, broadcasts their arrival via various social channels, only to do one immediately back to where they had just came from. Normally rendering the trip pointless. Normally the person is extremely sarcastic , orange but Fit. Eats a rich diet in burgers.Can be found in dirty night clubs, Brocking out the drum and bass , know from time to time to piss in cups free standing on dance floors. Also uses Aliases such as Burger in the wind.

What course you studying ? I'm taking , The age old art of doing one, you know the one that does one?

Dizzal Blud, you seeing Lambe Burger tonight? , Na Bruv, that sket has done one, you know doing one?.''

Doing one by Danny Dizzal March 29, 2011

Cranking one out 

masturbating until a penis is in erection

I'm cranking one out

Cranking one out by nightwing6789 September 14, 2012