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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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droot bags

“let me show you all the droot bags..”
by kebdksbdjshd September 1, 2020
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jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.
President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.
by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020
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tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
by TCnc September 23, 2021
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Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
by sockhorse January 20, 2021
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