Soft insult

Soft Insult- An insult disguised as a compliment, often used in the southern states. Super condescending.

She really thought she could get with the hot guy at the bar so she wrote her number down on his napkin. then his hawt girlfriend walked up and says "Oh sweetheart, BLESS YOU HEART! You thought you had a chance with him!" And they both laughed in her face. BOOM! SOUTHERN BELL SWEET SLAPPED WITH A SOFT INSULT

by Cairish February 8, 2018

Ultra Instinct

A transformation only acheived by gods and the mortal Son Goku in Toriyamas Dragon Ball Super

Whis: Its just my assuption but
Beerus: Its Ultra Instinct

*Every other god is shocked*

by MUIGoku April 21, 2018

Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.

I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.

by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018

re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping

Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming

by Rybandz May 7, 2018

Irish institute

It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.

Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you

by Noteinteresaqueestres February 24, 2018

Dip inside the chip

when you reverse how something is done normally

Whoa, what if we put the dip inside the chip

by yeeaaaahhh May 8, 2018