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Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay
by Tubbie November 23, 2021
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Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
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Monkey

🪙Buy🤴war✉️bonds to stop⚔️Atilla🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎Hun🤬🤪😡Monkeys...💭think🚇travel today is essential?
by Frank Von TidewaTer May 1, 2022
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monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED
If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible
by Sexydimma May 20, 2016
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To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam September 7, 2013
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source monkey

A African American person who sells drugs to other African Americans
Person 1: "You the source monkey?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what you need?"
by HORNYMOTHER November 27, 2024
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