ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

plyg-kid

A child of a polygamist; a person raised in a polygamist family.

I have one dad and three mom's, that's why I call myself a plyg-kid.

by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022

Kid

Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023