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The Brown

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.
"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"
by OrganDisplayer1912 May 29, 2024
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brown the butter

when ur cock got shiet on it
by Extendedmeme October 15, 2020
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brown beak

The brown beak is the tip of a turd that is just inside the butthole
Pete: hey Steve, last night Bethany let me eat her starfish!
Steve: did you get any brown beak?
Pete: sure did! The best part was corn nugget I found!
by Term-inator August 25, 2023
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Brown spice

Rizz but for brown people (more so women). This sort of rizz is more feisty and tempting due to pent up libido shackled by curfews at home. Shy at first, seducers like this are quite feisty and energetic in bed or anything involving physical touch and affection. Give them enough attention, enough trust and honesty and you will be the one who’s under their flavourful concoctions.
“Be careful lol, she got that brown spice in her. You will addicted. Just don’t take it personally.”
by wisemusic July 9, 2023
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
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Brown Rocket

It's pretty self explanatory… firing a rocket and coming out brown…

Pretty much when you fuck a butt hole and you pull out and you have shit on your dick.
Bruv, I gave that chick a hell of a brown rocket last night!
by Innapropriat-ness. November 8, 2015
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