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Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have
by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021
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Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*
by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021
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three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
by Mark tawang October 20, 2021
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Penis

Flap of skin that hangs off the pelvic area, used for keeping dust off the asscrack when in northern Canada
by Tricky Surrey October 28, 2021
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harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
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penis fart

A gust of wind after cuming
by 69reversemaster October 30, 2021
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penis

something that you have that is very small
I have a Minuscule penis.
by OscarIsGayAF October 31, 2021
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