Cock-Acne Rebel

A guy who plays away, suspects that he has caught some sort of STI, but continues to bang his woman or she will suspect something.

Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.

Brian "I banged that Mongolian bird from the pub last week, I think I caught something from her, but I still need to shag the missus or she will know I've been doing the dirty"

Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"

by Mattaus Muller December 26, 2011

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.

Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!

by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019

Shotgun-Cock

The hand motion made by african americans (usually) in an attempt to embarrass "Whitie". The motion usually starts with one hand up high and when "Whitie" isn't expecting it the hand quickly drops the the african americans penile area and then back up to the "whities" face meanwhile all of the African american Pack start to howl and scream scarying poor "whitie" away.

African american: Hey brother high five.
----Hand held high----
"Whitie": ...ok ----Raises hand----
African american: ----Shotgun-cock----
African american Pack: ---howling and screaming----
"Whitie": ----Runs away----

by Trogdor <CTG> <3 Ninja's June 27, 2004

cock puffs O'hoolahan

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.

Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008