deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.

Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.

by Madorlando September 18, 2020

Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.

Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.

by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020

Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex

“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner

I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

nut bitch

A female who wishes death upon her significant other. She is dumb and she has no control over what she says. You try to spoil her but she doesn't want it

I was going to cash out for Angelica, but she's a nut bitch.

by DefinitionsHere403 July 1, 2017