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Canadian butt chug

when one takes serval white claws gets a big ass funnel shoves it up there butt and pours in the white claw and maple syrup
by @JigglyTits December 16, 2020
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Candy butt stuffer

When a bandit sneaks into your hotel room and shoves candy into your butt.
Oh no! The candy butt stuffer struck again with a king size snickers
by Wanker Mcguffins August 7, 2021
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Pee in your butt

P-N-Your-but
Is an awesome pickup line .. but if she has kids,

She can come back with...
Me: damn girl, can I pee in your butt?
Her: I've had 3 kids I pee in my own butt
by P-N-Yer-Butt December 20, 2021
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Butt Hurt

Typically a person that whines and bitches about almost everything. A butt hurt person will never admit they are butt hurt and they are usually named Tom.
Person 1: hey what happened last night?
Person 2: sorry it's a secret.

Person 1: I took one for the team you better tell me or I'll blackmail you.

Person 2: you're so butt hurt
Person 1: no that's not what butt hurt is.
by NippleMcGee November 11, 2013
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Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"
by Asura October 26, 2004
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Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry
Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease
by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008
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bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends
the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!
by unknown June 11, 2006
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