Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.

“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

“Oh yeah, definitely”

by shustudent1 October 5, 2021

Red skull

When someone sucks your dick until it is raw

My girl gave me red skull last night and now I’m tender

by CaptainAmerica69 August 10, 2024

Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

wild and red

Describes a person that has red hair and freckles, which is unkept and vaguely out of control. This is applicable to most red heads due to their unnatural appearance (overly pasty and wild red curly hair) and aversion to sunlight, like vampires.

Example - did you see that red haired kid? Wow, he looked pretty wild and red with his curly hair, pasty skin and freckles!

by AccLaw April 22, 2018

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

Big red

A milf hunter from the boonies of Perth Ontario who runs and drives on beer and loves to fuck big booty Latina’s from punta cana.

Big red just said my moms name better go hide the beer so he doesn’t become my stepdad

by Victomsofbigred December 22, 2022