Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
Get the Monkeymug. by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023
Get the Chunky monkeymug. When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009
Get the monkey napmug. by twookie September 16, 2022
Get the Losing my monkeysmug. by Poo_Nugget December 19, 2023
Get the Monkeymug. by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010
Get the Raging Banana Monkeysmug. When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass
by that kid righht there August 6, 2006
Get the monkey bumblemug.