Sideways friend

Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!

I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!

by Phatgirl3374 October 21, 2018

Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang

You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"

by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

friend

something you wish you had

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you

by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021

Friend

A companion that you enjoy spending time with often

My friend and I went to the movies last night. Companion

by TheRebelDefiner June 18, 2018

Best Friend

Someone that you are best friends with but at the same time you are dating the person but keep people out of the blue about the entire situation. Basically dating someone that people cant know you are dating.

Sofia and Matias are BEST FRIENDS

by Anoynymous_defenitions April 29, 2019

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020