Cum

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Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!

by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021

E-Cum

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong

Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.

by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 2, 2024

shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies

Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck

by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Cum bucket

A person who collects cum like a bucket collects water

Samantha has slept with 3 people in the last 2 days she is a total cum bucket

by Not an Kardashian 🤰 January 3, 2022

Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit

Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum

by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 2, 2021