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person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
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Mikayla and Tyrell were sitting next to each on the edge of her while watching Netflix.
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT
Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.
(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT
Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.
(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
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