monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

monkey arse by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Monkey Gang 

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.

Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?

Monkey Gang by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

Monkey Ear by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

Monkey Fencing by Poopball January 11, 2025

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

Monkey Fencing by Poopball January 11, 2025

monkey's blood 

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

monkey's blood by m56 January 17, 2025

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025