by j to the j to the oh baby yea January 22, 2010
Get the Oh Baby Yea mug.What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Extremely smooth.
by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
Get the Smooth as a Baby's Chuff mug.After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.
Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...
Girl: .....*awkward turtle*
Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?
Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*
Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.
Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
Girl: .....*awkward turtle*
Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?
Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*
Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.
Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
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The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
by edgarde September 21, 2008
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Get the Prom Date Dumpster Baby mug.Failed U.S. Government mission where they deploy famous rapper Lil wayne to use up all the drugs in mexico. Onion news network has more on the story. After he was deployed, the rapper consumed "too much drugs" docters say. Thus cancelling the operation.
Mexican drug lord: oye vato you know that carter mission was canceled right?
Mexican drug lords servant: ok so know more Operation weezy f baby!
Mexican drug lords servant: ok so know more Operation weezy f baby!
by That cunt February 28, 2011
Get the Operation weezy f baby mug.When a large number of men ejaculate into a funnel attached to a woman's vagina, then proceed to wait 9 months for the baby to be born, then get a paternity test and see who the babies father is.
That hoe been with so many diesel ass mutha F**k'as, she might as well have played a game of baby daddy Bukakke Roulette
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